So we set up a contest in the band to see who can get the most gigs before the end of June, well to be honest the competition is more about the 10 shot rule. The 10 shot rule is where we all start at 10 shots of vodka; per gig that is booked 2 shots are knocked off each persons 10 shot total. So 5 gigs each, you'd think not hard right? Well it's certainly not easy. Yes. My prediction is Tom will be drinking 6 shots, Ben will be drinking 8 shots, Tim will be drinking 10 shots, Pagey 2 shots. Simon and I will be drinking no shots because we're efficient. Yes, that's right the rest of you lazy fuckwits!

As for Sport, what the feck is that? Never heard of it. You heard of the game SDB? It's cool. You Sit & Drink Beer. Quality. A more advanced version is SDBPW. Same game but you add Play WoW. Yep, I'm with the other 8 million people who are stupidly addicted to a game which has armored horses and hippos with talking goblins riding them. Rock on! And when you're banned from playing WoW you play SDBWGWT. Sit drink beer with girlfriend watch tv.

Anyway, played bongos last night with 5 other people on stage at a sleezy pub, played a Prodigy track. Sounded good, my hands hurt and I felt rough at the time.

Well...thats my blog....fecking great stuff.

Weekend please.